Your result for The Serial Killer Test...
Your personality matches Criminal Profile 40816###.
When father Sam gets drunk he gets mean. He beats his family. Sometimes he ties me up to the back of the house. Other times he locks me in the garage. Sam loves to drink blood.
'Go out and kill,' commands father Sam."
Your personality type matches the criminal profile of David Berkowitz: Son of Sam.
He was always big for his age and always felt different and less attractive than his peers. All through his youth he was uncomfortable with other people. He did have one sport, baseball, which he played well.
His neighbors remember him as a nice-looking boy but with a violent streak, a bully who assaulted neighborhood kids for no apparent reason. He was hyperactive and very difficult for Pearl and Nat to control.
Even before the murders began, David had set some 1,488 fires in the city of New York and kept a diary of each one. He was acting out a control fantasy.
His landlords owned a noisy dog that howled frequently. The neighborhood dogs howled back. In David's diseased mind demons lived within the dogs and their howling was the way they ordered David to go hunting for blood; the blood of pretty young women.
Berkowitz was driven to the edge: "I'd come home to Coligni avenue like at six-thirty in the morning. It would begin then, the howling. On my days, off, I heard it all night, too. It made me scream. I used to scream out begging for the noise to stop. It never did.
"The demons never stopped. I couldn't sleep. I had no strength to fight. I could barely drive. Coming home from work one night, I almost killed myself in the car. I needed to sleep....The demons wouldn't give me any peace."
He killed half a dozen people and wounded several others as a result of his madness.
While you may or may not be capable of performing the horrific acts he did, you loosely resemble (with some obvious exceptions) his criminal profile based upon your general motivations, preferences and behavior patterns.
Yeah, I've got you pretty well figured out by now.
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Your result for Are You Obsessed With Harry Potter?...
Harry Potter Obsessed
You are obsessed with Harry Potter and you are proud of it. You adore the books, have seen the movies a couple of times (even if you hated them) and own some of the merchendise. Your heart thumps a little louder when you hear the words; magic, Harry, or wizard. You visit a few internet sites regularly, and may have dabbled with fanfiction, however, you do have a life outside of Harry Potter. When your friends laugh at you and your Harry Potter posters you join in the joke, but you secretly wish that you could fly a broomstick.
Harry What? ~ You Like Harry Potter ~ Not Quite Obsessed .. But Close ~ Harry Potter Obsessed ~ Unnaturally Harry Potter Obsessed ~ Obsessive Harry Potter Disorder.
Your result for The Which Shakespeare Play Are You? Test...
Romeo & Juliet
You scored 33% = Tragic, 31% = Comic, 58% = Romantic, 15% = Historic
What Your Height Says About You
You are cheerful, expressive, and creative.
You have the heart of an artist, and the whole world is your art project.
You are the type of person who says “yes” a lot. You are optimistic and giving.
You also love a challenge. You enjoy accomplishing the impossible.
You are about as tall as the average Japanese man or the average Dutch woman.
Your result for The Sexual Philosophy Test...
You have kept an open mind about sex and sexuality. You have certain values that you would like to maintain but you have a more live and let live attitude toward sex. What is moral and immoral may be a rather grey line to you and depend quite a bit on the circumstances behind it. You would be willing to explore new areas of sexual experience to draw your own conclusions on what is morally right or wrong. As you let people live their own lives and experiences sexually you would expect the same regard back. Your partner suggesting new sexual encounters or experiences would more than likely excite you and give you something to look forward to. You more than likely have sex toys and fetishes that you share with your partner.
Your result for HOW HEDONISTIC ARE YOU?...
Your result for Howard Gardner's Eight Types of Intelligence Test...
22% Logical, 29% Spatial, 67% Linguistic, 39% Intrapersonal, 24% Interpersonal, 14% Musical, 2% Bodily-Kinesthetic and 27% Naturalistic!
"Verbal-linguistic intelligence has to do with words, spoken or written. People with verbal-linguistic intelligence display a facility with words and languages. They are typically good at reading, writing, telling stories and memorizing words and dates. They tend to learn best by reading, taking notes, listening to lectures, and via discussion and debate. They are also frequently skilled at explaining, teaching and oration or persuasive speaking. Those with verbal-linguistic intelligence learn foreign languages very easily as they have high verbal memory and recall, and an ability to understand and manipulate syntax and structure.
Careers which suit those with this intelligence include writers, lawyers, philosophers, journalists, politicians and teachers." (Wikipedia)
Your result for How Long Would you Survive in a Horror Film?...
60% chance of survival!
This character is usually female, tall, dark haired, and virginal. The heroine is never a part of the scene with the requisite horror movie nudity, and she uses her wits to defeat the monster/killer in the end, though, of course, he never really dies. She is the person that will undoubtedly last through the whole movie, because she is probably the first character introduced and the only one with unabashedly perfect moral values and in immense force of will. However, if brought back in a sequel her acquired knowledge of said villain may get her killed (See: The Horror Aficionado).
Heroes/Heroines you could learn something from: Ben, Night of the Living Dead; Peter, Dawn of the Dead; Laurie Strode, Halloween; and Ash, Evil Dead I, Dead II, and Army of Darkness.
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Your result for Are you actually a pirate? test...
You're basically a law abiding citizen.
Sorry, mate. Ye may know yer stuff, but ye're too straight laced fer my crew. I wish ye luck with yer Letter of Marque, and if ye can arrange it, spit on the officials fer me, will ye? I hope one day ye'll abandon this foolishness of the law, and be an honest pirate like me.
You are all-around smart. Essentially, that means that you are a good combination of your own knowledge and experience, along with having learned through instruction - and you are equally as good with theoretical things as you are with real-world, applied things. You have a well-rounded brain.
20% applied intelligence
20% learned intelligence
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You Are a Goth!
You're so gothically outrageous, and you aren't afraid to flaunt it.
Whether you dress up like Robert Smith or a tragic Little Bo Peep,
chances are that you'll be parading around with the rest of the goths at Yoyogi Park on Sunday.
Don't forget your white makeup and blue lipstick! Who knows?
You may just get picked up by one of the seedy photographers.