FMA meme ganked from all around

Your FMA Horoscope (Girls version) by Ryo_Hakkai
Your username
Zodiac
You will fall in love with	Wrath
Person you must avoid	Gluttony. Only if you are short of money.
Beware of	A falling flying cow resulted from a freak alchemic transmutation incident.
Money issue	None! You're broke. Guess you have to curb on your habit of spending on the good stuff.
Luck	Bad. Your house, car, and everything is lost due to a freak nature accident. Someone came over and ate all of them when you're not at home.
My advice	Make friends. Be friendly. Why, be like Hughes do. Introduce your perfect family to EVERYONE. And i mean EVERYONE. World peace, everyone!